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Pick up the button and try pressing it against the hole in the wall

Vlad the Inhaler (or Vlad for short)

tape the googly eyes to the roomba to right the ultimate wrong in the world

check closet across from the machine while it’s loading

check the machine

press the red button wherever it landed

You try to jam a coin underneath the smaller red button

try to remove the red button from the console

Find a light switch

look through the hole

use the nail to make more holes until the room is lit up

check the room for another hammer. Or anything else useful

POSE DIVA, POOOOOOOSE

attempt to open one of the doors. If that fails, attempt a careful dropkick maneuver

test the wall by pushing it with a foot, see what the building is made of

Fuzz: Look out the window

Squawk like an imbecile and shit on the carpet

walk through the doorframe

use hammer on door

attempt to nail the wall to your left by sneezing on a nail

pick up hammer and nails

look out the window

Fuzz

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Now, to put ink back in a white canvas and give it life

Where were we…

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